Damn weird ass weather this weekend

I live in Virginia and on Saturday, despite being the middle of winter, was 72 degrees. Sunday was a bit cooler, but still warm. Some might cite this as evidence for climate change caused by global warming, but I think we all know the real culprit. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, COBRA has built another Weather Dominator!

It was only after he climbed up to the Dominator's chair
that Destro realized that he had forgotten two things:
1. His iPod's adapter. 2. A ladder.
Credit: Joepedia.

Motherfucking COBRA! When will your reign of terror and comically absurd plots for world conquest end!?