This OVC strip accurately describes my feelings on Marvel and DC's "mega event" philia.

Credit: Our Valued Customers.

Exactly. I don't mind big crossovers and mega events like Secret Invasion, Blackest Night, and others as long as they're in moderation, which they never are. I mean, yeah, they're big money makers now, but eventually people are going to grow tired of yet another big thing and buy them less and less.

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Oh, who am I kidding? Most comic book fans would buy a box of horse shit as long as it had Spider-Man, Wolverine, Batman, or a combination thereof on the top. I'm not saying they don't have taste...actually that is what I'm saying. Oh welp.