Why couldn't I have had an AT-AT bed when I was young? D:

All I got was one of those bunk beds with the futon couch on the bottom. Not as great as it sounds.

The only potential downside to this is a Rebel trooper armed with a grapple, lightsaber, and a bomb.
Credit: imgur.

My only reservation about sleeping in something like this is how high off the ground the bed is. When I had that bunk bed, I slept on the bottom part because I was convinced that I would somehow fall off the top. On a related note, futon couches are not comfortable for long term sleeping. In any event, the fact that it comes with a door is reassuring that I probably wouldn't fall and bust my face during the night.

h/t Nerd Approved.