Do you know what's better than the batboat? Nothing, but this Spider-Man designed boat might come close

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Where did Spidey get the money not only to buy a boat, but have it customized like this? Well, it wouldn't be the first time the webhead received a vehicle. At least this one didn't end up in the Hudson River or left hanging from a building.

It's yet to be clear whether or not he fucked any mermaids.

h/t Nerd Approved.