Gawd, Batman, not everything is about your dead parents!

Found this while looking for the source of that fake Spidey cover.

Yes, Bruce, we get it, your parents were gunned down by a rival gangsta rapper.
Via Green Lantern Butts Forever.

I'm starting to think he just keeps mentioning that his PARENTS ARE DEAD! because he likes the attention and sympathy.

Or he could just be a dickhole, in which case, the ending to this comic is entirely appropriate.

Let's be honest here, he had that coming for a long time.
Via Scans Daily.

I think I might use the last one as a Christmas card.