It's the first of May, so you know what that means

"The proletariat will finally rise up and overthrow the capitalist pigs? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!"

"What? No, it's time to post this video. Fucking what the hell, dude?"

‘Cause it’s first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not too cold dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see in flagrante delicto
Sky above you, grass below
Celebrate spring with a crazy little called fucking outside