James Bond has No Time to Die this April, will wait until November

So sayeth Polygon. The movie's release has been moved to this Fall due to concerns over the coronavirus.

Imagine spending almost three quarters of a billion dollars on a presidential campaign and only winning American Samoa

Michael Bloomberg could have bought over $600 million worth of American Samoan cookies from the Girl Scouts and it would have still been a better investment than trying to buy the presidency.

If nothing else, it was worth it just for the hilarity last night. What an absolute plank.