Check out these straight up honest game reviews

Professor Oak's rejected review: Who wants to play with my Poké Balls?

Clearly, they didn't come from a GameStop. No, these honest reviews come from a game store in Australia called JB Hi-Fi, which apparently hires college students and young people and let their employees write these simple reviews.

Mmm, champagne tears and caviar regrets.

JB Hi-Fi has a Tumblr with more pictures. It would be awesome if more stores had reviews like these.

h/t Bob All The Time.