Thursday, July 5, 2012

Things that exist: an Avengers porn parody

Not that terribly weird, actually. Porn parodies have become this big fad in the porn industry, with parodies (they label them as such to avoid being sued, I guess) of everything from the aforementioned Avengers to Star Trek (both TOS and TNG) and Star Wars. Hell, I was checking IMDB just now and discovered porn parodies of Psycho and Hollywood Squares. I imagine they rejiggered the shower scene in the former and I really can't think of how the latter would work.

At any rate, my discovery of the Avengers porn started on Tumblr. Last night, one of the people I follow on there reblogged a gif set of what I thought was a Spider-Man porn. Not to go into details, but he was having the relations with Ms. Marvel, an odd coupling for a Spider-Man movie of the pornographic variety. I did some googling and discovered that the scene actually came from an Avengers porn. I found the IMDB page for it, but noted something odd about the cast list: There's no Captain America. They have Iron Man, Thor, Hulk (actually, they went old school and have one guy playing the Hulk and another playing Bruce Banner), Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Black Widow. Additionally, they put Ms. Marvel, Spidey, Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, and Sharon Carter in it too. The last one's a bit odd, considering that Carter is Cap's girlfriend in the comics. Oh, and they kept Nick Fury black, so that's awesome.

Point of interest: The guy cast as Hawkeye is named Eric Masterson. For a short period of time in the 80s and 90s, Marvel replaced the original Thor with a guy named Eric Masterson, who eventually became his own superhero named Thunderstrike. I have no idea whether that's his real name or if he's just a nerd.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go look for that Hollywood Squares porn, because I just have to know how they managed to pull that off.

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