Never stop being weird, Japan. Never stop.

Via HeroPress.

Things that exist: an Avengers porn parody

Not that terribly weird, actually. Porn parodies have become this big fad in the porn industry, with parodies (they label them as such to avoid being sued, I guess) of everything from the aforementioned Avengers to Star Trek (both TOS and TNG) and Star Wars. Hell, I was checking IMDB just now and discovered porn parodies of Psycho and Hollywood Squares. I imagine they rejiggered the shower scene in the former and I really can't think of how the latter would work.

At any rate, my discovery of the Avengers porn started on Tumblr. Last night, one of the people I follow on there reblogged a gif set of what I thought was a Spider-Man porn. Not to go into details, but he was having the relations with Ms. Marvel, an odd coupling for a Spider-Man movie of the pornographic variety. I did some googling and discovered that the scene actually came from an Avengers porn. I found the IMDB page for it, but noted something odd about the cast list: There's no Captain America. They have Iron Man, Thor, Hulk (actually, they went old school and have one guy playing the Hulk and another playing Bruce Banner), Hawkeye, Nick Fury, and Black Widow. Additionally, they put Ms. Marvel, Spidey, Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, and Sharon Carter in it too. The last one's a bit odd, considering that Carter is Cap's girlfriend in the comics. Oh, and they kept Nick Fury black, so that's awesome.

Point of interest: The guy cast as Hawkeye is named Eric Masterson. For a short period of time in the 80s and 90s, Marvel replaced the original Thor with a guy named Eric Masterson, who eventually became his own superhero named Thunderstrike. I have no idea whether that's his real name or if he's just a nerd.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go look for that Hollywood Squares porn, because I just have to know how they managed to pull that off.

Location of Spider-Man's secret hideout revealed!

Huh, I guess Peter was bitten by a radioactive trapdoor spider.

That's C. C. Sabathia, by the way. I believe he's a pitcher for a hockeyball team, the Jersey Shore Yankees.

h/t Wil Wheaton.

These are the search keywords for this blog right now

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Seriously, guys? This is the milkshake that's bringing you all to the nerdy yard? :3

Zod bless Felicia Day's legs--er, I mean America.

But mostly Felicia Day's legs, because yowza.



Although, unlike a certain recently terminated video game writer, I have nothing but respect for Felicia Day and her contributions to geek and nerdom.

Check out these straight up honest game reviews

Professor Oak's rejected review: Who wants to play with my Poké Balls?

Clearly, they didn't come from a GameStop. No, these honest reviews come from a game store in Australia called JB Hi-Fi, which apparently hires college students and young people and let their employees write these simple reviews.

Mmm, champagne tears and caviar regrets.

JB Hi-Fi has a Tumblr with more pictures. It would be awesome if more stores had reviews like these.

h/t Bob All The Time.

Coming soon, the next big Marvel hit: The Human Fly! Wait, what?

If you're drawing a blank on this guy, then don't feel bad, up until I saw this post on Geeky Girls Love Sci-Fi, I didn't even know this guy existed. Apparently, the Human Fly was a comic that ran back in the late 70s for 19 issues. Interestingly, the character himself was based on a real life stuntman whose identity was never revealed.

The movie isn't being made by Marvel itself, however, but by two guys who bought the rights because they really, really wanted to make a movie about an incredibly obscure comic book character. On the other hand, if you go to the official website, it looks like it might be a documentary about the actual Human Fly. Yeah, That makes much more sense than a comic book movie.

Picture via Geeky Girls Love Sci-Fi. H/t ComicsAlliance.

This was funnier than it should have been

Naay!

Vader: "Also, that princess you've had the hots for since the first movie? Yeah, she's totally your sister."

Luke: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

Vader:

(via Wil Wheaton)

Kick out the blogrolls, motherf*cker!

So I'm currently asking this on my other two primary blogs and I'll ask it here: How many blogrolls is Nerd-Thing on? Truth to be told, I don't think I'm on any. Unfortunate, but it just means that I need to get off my ass and work harder to make it happen.

*puts on goggles and work gloves*

I can't see a damn thing and my hands are all sweaty.

Here we are, born to be kings, princes of the universe!

You and your ears are so very welcome. :)