The new RoboCop costume for the reboot looks balls awful

Credit: ComingSoon.net.

I think Our Valued Customers summed it up best with Monday's comic. I think I might have a gif sums up my opinion of it:

What exactly was wrong with the original? It was easily recognizable and didn't look like a cast off from Tron 2. Then again, movie studios would fuck up a wet dream, so we can't really be all that surprised when they do something like this.

The inherent problem with being a companion of the Doctor

Credit: Hijinks Ensue by Joel Watson (click to embiggen).

Other results may include: Being abandoned on an alien world/different period of time, having your memories of the Doctor erased, realizing that you're a Dalek, becoming a fixed point in time and more. Basically, if you run into a guy who owns a blue police box from 1960s England and he offers to take you on adventures in time and space, just know what you're signing up for.

Also bring a pair of comfortable pair of running shoes, because you'll be doing plenty of running away from things. A crowbar or something that can open wooden objects (ex. doors) would be useful as well.

First she sets fire to the rain, now Adele makes the Skyfall.

She is very destructive towards the atmosphere, isn't she?


h/t Geek Flag, because I'm far too lazy to keep up on movie related news.

Felicia Day should probably never be allowed to pilot a BattleMech.

Her brother, on the other hand, would be useful if you ever have need for a rampage of mindless destruction.


Holy crap, that cartridge looked like it had been stored poorly. Remember kids, always take care of your games, especially the older ones. Sega made those big VHS sized cases for a reason!

Hijinks Ensue's Joel Watson sums up the entire Sherlock fandom in one comic

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It's true. I too have felt the siren call of fine writing and Benedict Cumberbatch fine chiseled cheekbones and general lankiness.

(via Hijinks Ensue)

Anyone remember The Addams Family cartoon?

I used to watch when I was a kid, but I honestly cannot remember anything in particular, other than the redheaded kid's parents constantly scheming to get rid of the Addams, because they didn't like the latter's lifestyle. I liked the Beetlejuice cartoon more.

This picture of Emma Frost is horrifying

I was reading Multiversity Comics article today about the dos and don'ts of being a comic book pro on Twitter when I saw this picture of Emma Frost:

Do.not.want.

Jesus, she looks like one of those forty-somethings that wears clothes meant for women younger than them, bleaches their hair weekly and overdoes their makeup. Emma's face looks like she chain smokes too. Who in the name of the Gods of Kobol drew this picture?

I think I've figured out the real reason behind CM Punk's recent heel turn

For the non-wrestling fans, CM Punk is a wrestler who works for the WWE (formerly WWF), where he is their WWE Champion. You can't see it in the above picture, but one of Punk's many, many tattoos is the emblem for COBRA Command from G.I. Joe.

What I never noticed until last night, when that picture was taken, was that he also had the symbol of the Arashikage Ninja Clan (also from G.I. Joe) tattooed on his right forearm (the red blocks). Snake-Eyes and every member of that clan has that tattoo, which, combined with the COBRA tattoo, led me to only one conclusion...

Arashikage ain't nothin' to fuck with!

...CM Punk is Storm Shadow! That would explain the heel turn - COBRA kidnapped Punk and brainwashed him into doing their bidding (again)! IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

So now I'm wondering if that makes Colt Cobana Snake-Eyes?

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Watch artist Hong Yi set fire to Adele (sort of)

Completely and utterly amazing.


According to Hong Yi, this is part of a project where she creates art using one of the four elements of nature - Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water. No idea if Heart will be used, though she should be cautious, as that has a tendency to summon Captain Planet, when combined with the other four.

Though using a heart wouldn't be advisable.

h/t Jamie Noguchi of Yellow Peril. Comic via VG Cats.