"We're sorry, but your son was killed today while battling G.I. Joe."
"How did he die?"
"In a Septic Tank."
They're going to think their son was cleaning shit out of a tank when a Joe walked by and dropped a grenade inside or something.
|"He took a lot of shit, but was ultimately killed by the farts."|
|Why is there a marine in dress blues manning a station, though?|
Credit: The Robot's Pajamas.