Damn, that's some cauliflower right there

I saw this ad while browsing* a website the other day and had to screencap it for obvious reasons:

Good (time) lord, how can that dude even hear with those cauliflowered things? Let that be a lesson, kiddos: don't become an MMA fighter unless you want your ears to look like that.

*Yes, I use uBlock, but I turn it off for certain sites if I use them frequently enough.