Wednesday, January 27, 2016

I think I'm funny sometimes

Husband: “Honey, I can’t believe that we’ve been married for twenty wonderful years now!”
Wife: “Yeah, about that - I want a divorce.”
Husband: “What?! Why?!”
Wife:
Husband:
Wife *puts on sunglasses*: “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!”

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